My Dear Friend Conan O’Brian
Dear Conan O’Brian,
We have not me yet, but I look forward to working together soon. Just wanted to start out letting you know that you are one of my heroes, and truly have been an inspiration for the young entertainment professional. I’m frustrated with NBC for you, but at the same time very optimistic for where your career will head.
With that said, you and I both know that you have a few months of free time before you can be on the air again. With this time, I hope that you spend it relaxing, reflecting, and getting to spend some much deserved time with your family. However, once the kids are starting to be a headache, and you are starting to get the performing itch again, I’d love to invite you to join me on the set of my upcoming independent film staring Conan O’Brian. The pay sucks, but I think it will be a good experience.
You’ll play a Boy Scout Leader who is trying to prove to his son that camping is cool in a world of wiis and ipods in my movie “Man Scouts.”
Have your people talk to my people. Or just email me. Either way.
All the best,
Russell Bailey